Kill all heroes, I’m a walking dead man
The best damn lesser evil in a pair of sweat pants
China stacked with animals and egg plant parm
I show up with a message and a deadpanned charm
Hives Inquiry, leaders of the ostracized ministry
Conjuring spirits with the newly aligned syzygy
From the realm where the deviltry’s a bore
And two plus two equals anything but four
The common denominator copping the common cargo
Plotting with a retired posse of modern marvels
No super powers, no arch nemesis
Other than the clock hands and smoked carcinogens
Born a mere hour north of the Sears Tower
Raised with a bleeding heart and a beer growler
Weird outer space chap descending from the last star
Hit the back yard and them chickens cheer louder


Kill all heroes, destroy those idols
Retweet the hashtags, help the boy go viral
It’s safer in the world to be a flash in the frying pan
Rather than a friendly, neighborhood spiderman
Gadzooks…McGuyvering the last snafu
Cash rules…I’m stunting in a hazmat suit
That’s true…I’m human like that Batman dude
I can read your mind, I can snap bamboo
Pour a little out for the forgotten in September
There’s neon in the autumn we remember
I saw it in the embers, robotic wizard hobbling with a scepter
Riding comet tails through the cosmos and the desert
30 now with a lifetime ahead of me
Enough to spread the seed and sidewinding pedigree
So if you got a letter with a hood and sickle emblem
Leave that shit back where it was sent from
It’s gonna be a slow night…